I Did Not...

I did not go tanning and get so burned I couldn't leave the house, wear a bra, or put my arms down. No way, not me!

I did not wrestle a mountain lion off of my 6 year old, (woke up exhausted by the way). No way, not me!

I did not eat almost an entire plate of homemade oreos before sharing them with the family. No way, not me! Thanks Jess, they were delish.

I did not watch Coal Miner's Daughter and miss my deddy so much I could cry. No way not me!

I am not still in my pj's at 4:00 in the afternoon...NO WAY NOT ME!